My bumm(;
http://weregoingtojackson.tumblr.com/
SUBMIT YOUR BUM!
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Otras cosas curiosas
Being a woman is hard af.
No boobs? Damn. Grow some. Boobs? Cover yourself. You’re so vulgar. No ass? Everyone will laugh at you for it. Ass? Well, better cover yourself cause you don’t wanna draw attention to that booty, right? Short? You need to wear those heels. Tall? Damn. You cannot be taller than men. Also, never wear heels. Skinny? Gotta gain weigh cause no one likes bones. Chubby? Eat healthy!!!! Nobody likes fat bitches. You like makeup? Hell no. Taking you swimming on the first date. No makeup? Please, take care of yourself. Don’t be so lazy.
We, women, are constantly shamed for everything so we, as well, might do whatever we want.
don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass
But make sure you have consent to smack dat ass
ask the cutie before you touch the booty
My submission for a poster contest by the lovely human empire studio in Hamburg. You can vote for 3 of your favorite submissions at https://humanempire-voting.de or in their shop in Hamburg (mine is nr. 022 btw ;) )
- Cat: (puts paw on my mouth)
- Cat: (puts tail in my eye)
- Cat: (puts butt in my face)
- Me: (gently touches a single toe bean)
- Cat: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU





